Here’s a story of a couple who were arrested for making whoopie atop a water tower.

OK, that’s fine. They’re fairly freaky looking. That’s funny.

What really sends my flag flying is why the police department felt the need to issue a press release about this event. Their Public Information Office released two different press releases for this case, including a second one complete with quips. Don’t they have anything better to do? Isn’t there a speed trap to be set up somewhere near a school or something?