Driving Tip of the Day

Congratulations! You only have to travel one exit in distance on the highway. It’s only a half mile between where you get on and where you exit.

Let me give you a tip: This doesn’t mean the minimum speed limit doesn’t apply to you. This doesn’t make it acceptable to wander down the highway at a top speed of 35 because you’re going to get off shortly, anyway. You know those cars that are beginning to ride up your back bumper? They aren’t getting off at the next exit, and they get easily frustrated by your lackadaisical driving on a major highway. They’ve got 25 more miles to go and can’t change lanes to get around you because they’d get creamed by all the traffic in those other lanes doing a respectable amount of speed.

Please: drive like you mean it. Thanks.


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2 Responses to “Driving Tip of the Day”

  1. Gravatar of ADD ADD
    20. June 2003 at 18:28

    Shoot ‘em!

  2. Gravatar of Augie De Blieck Jr. Augie De Blieck Jr.
    20. June 2003 at 20:42

    I’m kind enough to just aim for the right tires, though. This way, the car veers off the road to the right and I can carry on. I’m going to need some shooting lessons, though, to pull it off.

    -Augie

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