That Dutch kid is gonna plotz when Elton John shows up on stage to sing a song at the finals on New Year’s Day, isn’t he? He proclaimed his admiration for his idol in front of an international audience on Christmas night, right after singing a boring version of Sir Elton’s “Sorry Seems To Be The Hardest Word.”
But he was far from the worst contestant. The Polish princess has a great voice, but has no idea how to control it. The German Idol thought he was on FAME. I knew he was in trouble the moment he took the stage with a headset microphone instead of a handheld. When he started dancing like an uppity aerobics instructor, I knew he was done. I was worried at first that the rest of the Idols would fall his way. He was the first performance, and I wasn’t sure what to expect from the field. Would they all be dancers? Thankfully, not.
The Canadian kid was really good. The British kid has never sounded better. Of course, the last time we saw him was on the America Idol 1 finale, where he sucked. The Norwegian kid could, indeed, take it all. While he did sing a U2 song, he stayed within himself and didn’t try to go crazy with it. It was a little karaoke that way, but strong, nonetheless.
The Pan Arab Idol won’t win enough votes singing in her local tongue. The South African Idol will have movie offers coming his way, but choosing a song that Josh Gracin made famous on American Idol won’t help him. People seem to love that Australian kid, but I didn’t get him at all.
I couldn’t agree with the British judge more on Kelly Clarkson. She had moments of brilliance in her performance, but spent most of it trilling like a red-throated warbler trapped in a cage. UGH
Both of the presenters thought they were Brian Dunkleman, although Dec was doing a good job sounding like a Hobbit. All of the judges tried hard to be Simon Cowell, but Simon did it better than any of them. Nina De Man, the Belgian judge — my people! — was the cutest person on the entire show by far. I had to do some quick web searching for her. The first link I found to her on the web was someone’s blog calling her a bug-eyed skinny witch. (I hope I’m translating that right.) Obviously, some people have no taste, and I was disappointed with each contestant when they didn’t include her comments. I did find one web site with a collection of her pictures, but I’m afraid I can’t link to it here. The ads are far too pornographic for this web site…
Ah, here you go. Not the best pictures, but you’ll get an idea. She looks cuter with the glasses on, I think.
At least Nina didn’t embarrass the motherland. I felt sorry for all the Polish people watching the show. You know all those jokes about Poles? He’s the reason for it. The man was just silly.
The finale is on New Year’s Night. I’m looking forward to it. I think the Norwegian has a strong chance to win, especially since he went last.