No April Fool’s gags here at Various and Sundry tomorrow. I hate them. They’re usually painfully juvenile at best, and destructive at worst. I’m not going to subject anyone to that. Each year on April 1, I vow to not even bother with the internet because it gets so bad. (And then go back on that pledge five minutes into the day.) To my mind, it’s a good gag if it’s funny and unbelievable. Too many people take delight in trying to fool others.