Another cool driving story
This one, sadly, doesn’t have a definite ending. Create your own.
It comes from a screenwriter.
johnaugust.com — Inciting Incident: Koo Koo Roo edition
While I was turning to go into the parking lot, I noticed a white SUV near the curb. It was bucking strangely. My first instinct was that the driver didn’t know how to use stick. Then I thought, maybe it was crazy custom low-rider shocks. But you really don’t see that on SUV’s, even on Pimp My Ride.
Then I saw that there was a man standing on the passenger side running board. It looked like he was strapping something down to the roof. That would explain why the car was shaking.
My curiosity satisfied, I parked.
When I came back around to the front of the restaurant, I noticed the SUV was still in roughly the same spot. The guy was still standing on the running board, but he wasn’t trying to attach anything. Rather, he had both hands on the roof rack, holding on tight while the SUV’s driver (a woman) tried to shake him off. That’s why the car was “bouncing” earlier.
And the story continues, getting weirder from there, until the guy is strapping himself on to the TOP of the SUV. Bizarre.
May 12th, 2005 at 5:18 pm
I’m thoroughly annoyed by that story. It had no conclusion… you were left with a collective “whaaa??”.
I hate this.