Gentlemen, start your engines. . .
May 12th, 2005 -- by Augie De Blieck Jr.
In my on-going quest to make sure you all know when a Hollywood actress has an opening on her dance card, I present to you this story.
FOXNews.com - Foxlife - Actress Mena Suvari Files for Divorce
Mena Suvari has filed for divorce from cinematographer Robert Brinkmann, her husband of five years. The report by Us Weekly magazine was confirmed Wednesday by Suvari’s publicist, Melissa Kates.
She was 21 when they eloped. He was 38. I can’t believe it didn’t last. . .

May 12th, 2005 at 4:32 pm
This announcement does nothing for me as she’s not my type.
Please make sure you post something when Kate Beckinsale becomes available Augie! ;^)
May 12th, 2005 at 7:05 pm
I am on the case, Trip! Someone has to cover these things. . .
May 13th, 2005 at 9:13 am
Man, when Connie leaves Maury, I am all over that hot little tomato. Hubba hubba!!