The former tour manager for superstars Paul Simon and Billy Joel was stabbed to death yesterday by his prostitute girlfriend on his 57th birthday, cops said.
I can see Chuck Woolery interviewing this guy at the top of a LINGO episode:
“So, Danny, tell us a little more about yourself.”
“My name is Danny Harrison. I’m 57. I live in New York City with my live in prostitute girlfriend. She’s good with knives.”
I mean, really: The second you tell your friends that your live-in girlfriend is a prostitute (20 years your junior) is the moment your friends need to stage an intervention.