The following link is not safe for children of all ages. There’s some language in there, and the occasional mature situation being referenced. It is, however, darn funny.
This site’s been around for a while, and I may have even blogged it once before. Now that it’s been around long enough, there’s some hilarious stuff out there. Consider:
“Vin Diesel is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.”
“There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Vin Diesel allows to live.”
“Vin Diesel can divide by zero.”
Those are the clean ones I can quote, but for everyone else over the age of 18, go check it out now. It’s good not-so-clean stupid fun.