Ronald McDonald robs Wendys
November 30th, 2005 -- by Augie De Blieck Jr.
No kidding.
Ronald MacDonald Charged With Robbing Wendy’s
Two employees have been charged with trying to steal money from the Wendy’s Restaurant in Manchester, New Hampshire early Monday morning. […]
They say 22-year-old Ronald MacDonald of Manchester is charged with theft after the restaurant manager called police to say he found MacDonald and another employee stealing money from the store safe.

November 30th, 2005 at 11:13 am
Good Crap, did you see that mugshot of his?
Ronald looks like hell w/out his makeup.
December 1st, 2005 at 9:36 am
Next at 11 —
The Hamburglar burgles Burger Bing!