Gentlemen, kill your engines
July 17th, 2006 -- by Augie De Blieck Jr.
This time, we’ve lost Avril Lavigne.
Avril Lavigne Marries ‘Sum’ Guy
Avril Lavigne has married a fellow Canadian singer-songwriter, according to published reports. Lavigne married Deryck Whibley, the guitarist and front man for the band Sum 41, on Saturday, at a private estate near Santa Barbara, People magazine reported on its Web site.

July 17th, 2006 at 10:19 am
Ah, young love. Best wishes to them both.
July 17th, 2006 at 1:40 pm
My engine was never on for her in the first place.
July 17th, 2006 at 4:09 pm
Ditto.
July 17th, 2006 at 7:47 pm
As far as jailbait goes, she’s not bad - but I lost any lust for her when giving an award for something - she called him David Bow-ie ( where it rhymed with Cow-ie ).
July 20th, 2006 at 2:58 am
I’m crushed. Sniff. Sum 41 isn’t even that great a band.