Queen Paola of BelgiumBelgium’s Queen Paola Breaks Her Arm

BRUSSELS, Belgium (AP) _ Queen Paola has undergone surgery to repair two fractures in her right arm that she suffered while vacationing with King Albert in her native Italy, the royal palace said.

On behalf of all Belgian-Americans, I wish Queen Paola a speedy recovery.

(Did you know Belgium even had a queen? Yeah, neither did I. I’m a bad Belgian boy.)