10 Reasons You Should Never Get a Job

10 Reasons You Should Never Get a Job

Getting a job and trading your time for money may seem like a good idea. There’s only one problem with it. It’s stupid! It’s the stupidest way you can possibly generate income! This is truly income for dummies. Why is getting a job so dumb? Because you only get paid when you’re working. Don’t you see a problem with that, or have you been so thoroughly brainwashed into thinking it’s reasonable and intelligent to only earn income when you’re working? Have you never considered that it might be better to be paid even when you’re not working? Who taught you that you could only earn income while working? Some other brainwashed employee perhaps? Don’t you think your life would be much easier if you got paid while you were eating, sleeping, and playing with the kids too? Why not get paid 24/7? Get paid whether you work or not. Don’t your plants grow even when you aren’t tending to them? Why not your bank account?

It might be a lot to wrap your head around, but it’s true. It might not always be practical, but it’s something to strive for.

(Thanks for the link, Shawn!)


3 Responses to “10 Reasons You Should Never Get a Job”

  1. Robbo
    28. December 2006 at 09:50

    He makes $9000 a month from his blog? How does that happen?

  2. Augie De Blieck Jr.
    28. December 2006 at 10:58

    Lotsa traffic + lotsa ads + lotsa impressionable readers who just Need To Click On That Google Ad.

    Man, I could blog for a living with THAT kind of monetization.

  3. Overworm
    28. December 2006 at 12:19

    I wonder how much he makes from his non-blog income. That asked, he’s my hero! I’m putting some things in motion to allow me to continue my unemployment indefinitely. Hopefully they will work out.