What happened to Augie?
A) I just did my part to elect the next President of Iraq.
B) I was foiled in my bid to rob the local bank.
C) I’ve chosen to get in touch with my Belgian roots by emulating a Smurf.
D) Why? What do you see? It’s a giant Rorschach test on my thumb!
E) I was installing the Cyan ink cartridge in my new printer when ink starting flying everywhere.
Yup, I saved the truth for last. Thankfully, nothing was permanently damaged, and the stains on the nine of ten fingers I have should go away through slow depletion of skin cells. ::sigh::
Updated: More options:
F) It’s really cold in here.
G) I’m slowly turning to stone, and it’s a blue veined marble.
H) I’m a test subject for a new personal identification system for Homeland Security.
I) I’m making extra money on the side as an animal tester for the makeup industry.
J) I’m tattooing a map of the world on my hand. This is my impressionistic view of North America.
K) I had an unfortunate encounter with The Blue Man Group in a dark alley.
Please, add your own in the comments section.
February 15th, 2007 at 10:41 am
You found Rebecca Romjin in her X-Men movie makeup and had to give her a pinch.
February 16th, 2007 at 12:29 am
How horrible! He’s turning into a Smurf!
February 16th, 2007 at 10:13 am
Paul - Tra la la LA la la la la la la laaaaaaa. ..
Rick - bwah ha ha! That’s a good one. Hmm, maybe I need to start a captioning contest next.
February 16th, 2007 at 3:15 pm
Augie becomes Willy Wonka’s next test subject for his gum. Wonka declares formula “still not right”.
February 17th, 2007 at 8:22 pm
You had heather worried there for a minute. :)
Me, I had a feeling it was something like this.