Blue inky thumb

A) I just did my part to elect the next President of Iraq.

B) I was foiled in my bid to rob the local bank.

C) I’ve chosen to get in touch with my Belgian roots by emulating a Smurf.

D) Why? What do you see? It’s a giant Rorschach test on my thumb!

E) I was installing the Cyan ink cartridge in my new printer when ink starting flying everywhere.

Yup, I saved the truth for last. Thankfully, nothing was permanently damaged, and the stains on the nine of ten fingers I have should go away through slow depletion of skin cells. ::sigh::

Updated: More options:

F) It’s really cold in here.

G) I’m slowly turning to stone, and it’s a blue veined marble.

H) I’m a test subject for a new personal identification system for Homeland Security.

I) I’m making extra money on the side as an animal tester for the makeup industry.

J) I’m tattooing a map of the world on my hand.  This is my impressionistic view of North America.

K) I had an unfortunate encounter with The Blue Man Group in a dark alley.

Please, add your own in the comments section.