I’m pseudo-live-blogging tonight. It’s 10:15 as I’m starting to watch IDOL, and I’m just going to type as I watch tonight, pausing here and there to type out my thoughts. It’ll hopefully be a quicker process, overall, than the usual one, wherein I write in a marathon burst after the show before I go to bed, trying desperately to read copious handwritten notes of questionable legibility.
One of these weeks, I’ll do an actual live blog. I’ve been threatening it for quite a while.
But for now, let’s go:
I love how the opening credits are EXACTLY thirty seconds long. It’s only one 30 Second Skip button to get through them all, with perfect accuracy.
Ooh, we ARE live: Ryan is racing through the judge introductions.
Gina looks like she cried when she met tonight’s guest mentor, GwenStefani.
LaKisha lucked out and got Donna Summer’s “Last Dance,” a song the Future Mrs. and I BEGGED not to have played at the end of our wedding reception. LaKisha is wearing a particularly colorful kitchen table cover and boots.
Oh, she attempted a spin. That was awkward.
Man, those boots have very high and very thin heels. I don’t now how she didn’t break one.
Is this really the kind of stuff I pay attention to?
Ah, well, she sang fine. A little karaoke, but I can’t call her pitchy or anything. She’s as strong as ever, but America isn’t going to fall in love with her enough to make her the big winner. And she went first this week. I might have to think of her for the bottom three at the end of the night. America takes people for granted sometimes, you know.
And, look, her bank got some free publicity! People in the crowd came from her place of employment, with the bank’s name front and center on their sign.
I was so fast-forwarding through the commercials until I hit that SPIDER-MAN 3 commercial. Peter Parker still looks like Frodo going after the ring, and like Luke reaching out for his light sabre at the end there. ::sigh::
WHOA! ZEB WELLS IS ON TV! Wait, that can’t be the kid writing Marvel comics, can it? The one who made his name making mockumentaries about superheroes for WIZARD contests? Holy crap, it is. He’s on THE LOT. Did I miss that announcement? I have to go post on the Pipeline board. Excuse me.
(Boy, this “live blogging” thing is going to take forever, isn’t it?)
Chris Sligh is asked about what he does in his free time and mentions something about hitting the bongo drums in his boxer shorts. Is that a Bill Clinton reference? Or, wait, was that Woody Harrelson?
Chris is singing “Every Little Thing She Does Is Magic.” Stefani tells us his timing is off. It’s a weird song to do for IDOL.
Ooh, he’s not starting strongly. He sounds like a pale imitation of Sting, with weird breathing and timing issues. This is not going to be pretty. He sounds so flat. . .
I don’t believe him at all with this song. It’s bad karaoke. And that Weird Al hair is starting to get to me, too.
He knows it sucked. You can see that look on his face.
And the judges are giving him hell.
Simon thought it was “a mess.” I can’t disagree with him.
Gina Glocksen gets “I’ll Stand By You.” Great song for her voice. Heck, it’s almost the perfect song choice for her. Give her credit for that. She looks emotional. But those boots are bad.
She doesn’t go for those high notes. She does a little rocker shout thing for them. I like that, actually.
Oh, but that last note got lost halfway through in a warble.
She seems exceedingly pleased with herself. I think it was a great vocal overall, so long as you ignore that last half of that last note.
Simon calls it her best performance. I don’t disagree. And he referred to “chalk and cheese,” which I’m sure Ryan will call him on – oh, there he goes. Ain’t live blogging fun?
Ooh, Train Wreck Boy is next. And what’s with that odd closeup to Ryan’s face on the way out to commercial?!?
Back from commercial, and LaKisha’s bank gets more free publicity.
The Hair of Sanjaya Malakar deserves its own spin-off series. But for now, I’ll be content to discuss it After The Break:
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