And an hour later, Jordin was given the tiara to wear officially. The end. More to come tomorrow.

9:20 - GreenDay? FAST FORWARD!

9:10 – Carrie Underwood sold six million albums?!? Holy cow!

9:01 – Carrie Underwood sounds good. Of course, I fast-forwarded through this the first time she sang it on the IDOL GIVES BACK show, which I fast-forwarded through 3/4ers of. I know, I’m an unfeeling, uncaring bastiche. . .
8:56 – They won’t pass up a chance for Amanda and Antonella. Wait, they did. Whoa. I’m shocked.
8:55 – Tony Bennet and I think I’m fast forwarding past this.

8:49 – Final six women sing. Haley has the shortest skirt, of course. Melinda is wearing a quilt, and singing backup for Gladys Knight — she’s home again. Jordin is wearing her nightgown. And Gina looks unnatural in a dress.
8:42 - Worst Vocal Most Original competition. Where’s the Big O girl? She has to win this. Maybe she was last season.

Oh, crap, the guy is in the audience who was on both IDOL and SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE. He’ll show up later, I’m sure.

8:41 – Black and Doug E. Fresh. THIS is American Idol circa 1989 hip hop. And THIS is why beatboxing should be limited to little bits inside of other songs. The “Oh MY God” high pitched voice is cute, though.

Simon looks fairly bemused. Jerry Springer was smiling.
8:40 – I just realized I’ve been watching this on a ten minute delay or so. I hit pause early on to clean up the dinner dishes. So feel free to ignore the times shown below or for the next 15 minutes or so.

8:39 – I’ve given up naming the FOX stars as they show up in the audience. That place is packed more than the Oscars.

8:35 – Dear Idol Directors –

It’s not a good idea when you have a beloved Motown singer up on stage singing one of his classic songs to show a reverse angle and show us the huge teleprompter you have set up amongst the crowd just in case he forgets his lyrics.

Let us believe the magic. Thanks.

8:25 – Yes, Kelly Clarkson is, indeed, just that pissed off. And I’m glad it’s not me.

I find it odd that as Avril Lavigne goes more poppy, Kelly Clarkson gets more rock/punk.

Before that – They led with the duet. Interesting. I feel stupid for not having thought of “I Saw Her Standing There.” PERFECT song for those two, except Blake can’t hit the high notes that Jordin can hit.

It was cute to bring back Big Bird, but DEAR GOD GET HER OFF STAGE QUICKLY!