* The longest line you can ever get in is one behind a retiree at a lottery ticket counter.  Someday, I’ll figure out the logic behind spending your fixed income on strings of scratch-off tickets and Pick 3s — none of which they have cards filled out for, by the way.  They’re all well-loved numbers the old coot has to bark out at the lottery counter guy with rapid determination.

* Is there anything louder than a motorcycle in a parking garage?  My ears bleed.

* I still haven’t seen an iPhone in the wild.  I doubt its recent unlocking will change that.

* Having chicken pox as a kid is the youthful equivalent of a Work-From-Home day, isn’t it?