I post on Twitter too much to include all my witty bon mots here, but here’s another grab bag of my recent one-liners:

  • Nellie McKay’s album is really short – she’s gone from two two-disc releases to a single 31 minute disc.
  • Is there any shopping experience more fun than an Amazon.com spending spree?
  • There are six other Wi Fi networks within range of this laptop right now with stronger connections than my own. UGH
  • Grey’s Anatomy – I liked it better the first time I watched Scrubs.
  • I prefer the music of his son to that of Bob Dylan.
  • Time to do more ironing. Does it ever end?!?
  • I wish more people would learn what “electrocute” really means and use it properly. Hint: the word KILL is in the definition.
  • Losing eBay auctions is turning into a pretty bad habit.
  • @coverville – the “zigahzigah” at the end of the cover story podcast was BRILLIANT
  • It’s extremely frustrating to listen to podcasts when I’m the smartest one in the room.