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October 26th, 2007 -- by Augie De Blieck Jr.
Flaming squirrel ignites car in Bayonne Hudson County Now - NJ.com
A kamikaze squirrel fell from the sky and detonated a Bayonne woman’s car yesterday, police said today.
Who doesn’t want to read the rest of the story now?
October 26th, 2007 at 9:28 pm
I *told* you squirrels weren’t to be trusted!!!! :)
October 29th, 2007 at 9:29 pm
You’re an anti-squirrelite! There ought to be an association of like-minded people to combat your style of anti-cute-rodent bigotry! ;-)
October 30th, 2007 at 5:23 pm
hey, when they ATTACK me, I become distrustful. ;)