5. Dance War? Meet Dr. Kevorkian.
Reality TV Show Producers Strike With The Writers.
New Kids on the Block reunion show starts next Monday at 8:00 p.m. on ABC.
Dance War? You know how OLD YELLER ended, don’tcha?
Nope. Can’t be done.
Seriously, the show is just bad. Bad bad bad. It’s a bad cast incapable of performing on live television. It’s not easy; I don’t blame them. Just get off the air now before your careers all go from zero to absolute zero. It’s painful. Go away.
If you have a shred of dignity, Carrie Ann and Bruno, just– oh, wait. Dignity? Nevermind.
Coming up tomorrow morning: The sanity, the dignity, the professionalism, and the talent of AMERICAN IDOL auditions.