5 Ways to Save Dance War

Dance War5. Dance War? Meet Dr. Kevorkian.

  1. Reality TV Show Producers Strike With The Writers.

  2. New Kids on the Block reunion show starts next Monday at 8:00 p.m. on ABC.

  3. Dance War? You know how OLD YELLER ended, don’tcha?

  4. Nope.  Can’t be done.

Seriously, the show is just bad. Bad bad bad. It’s a bad cast incapable of performing on live television. It’s not easy; I don’t blame them. Just get off the air now before your careers all go from zero to absolute zero. It’s painful. Go away.

If you have a shred of dignity, Carrie Ann and Bruno, just– oh, wait. Dignity? Nevermind.

Coming up tomorrow morning: The sanity, the dignity, the professionalism, and the talent of AMERICAN IDOL auditions.