This is a monumentally huge week.
- August Rush
C’mon, it’s named after me — “August.” Of course it leads the pack this week!
- No Country for Old Men
Who doesn’t love the Coen Bros? I’ve only ever seen one of their movies and it really didn’t do anything for me. Eh.
- Tin Man
It’s two discs to contain the full “wonderment” of this SCI FI cheapo mini-series — because that’s the only type of show SCI FI makes. Cheapo.
- Dan In Real Life
Steve Carrell stars in a movie that, well, everyone forgot about already.
- Hitman: Unrated
Uwe Boll did NOT direct this one. Repeat, he did NOT direct this one. Doesn’t mean it’s any good, but it does mean that there’s a small chance that it won’t suck worse than your standard Hoover upright.
- Bachelor Party 2: Unrated
Remember the original Tom Hanks movie two decades ago? Yeah, they decided to remake it. I’m guessing this is a cheapo direct-to-DVD thing, but there’s a small chance it actually made its way to a poor unsuspecting populace of randy teenaged boys who didn’t know there was an original movie, despite the “2” in the title.
- Bee Movie
Let’s see if Oprah wants to repeat her hour-long advertisement for this movie this week. This will likely be the best-selling release of the week.
- Nancy Drew
Fairly benign kid-friendly movie. It’s like Veronica Mars, but skewed younger.
- Sam & Max: Freelance Police
The geeks out there reading this are no doubt excited now.
So what are you picking up this week? Did I miss something?