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The bottom three: Syesha, Kristy, and Brooke.
Ryan declared Syesha safe first, just to completely throw off my game. Really. I’m going to keep picking Syesha to go home every week until I get it right. I’ll be right eventually. I just know it.
At that point, Kristy started to say her good-byes, but Brooke tried to shush her, telling her that she never knows what’s going to happen. But she did. Kristy went home tonight.
It’s always sad when someone peaks too late in the game, but that’s what happened here.
Mariah Carey sang. I think. Her obnoxiously fake diamond-studded mic stand and mic were blinding me from her orange skin, and the volume level on her mic was so low that it sounded like she was singing far in the background behind the backup singers. When she screamed, it just about leveled out. Maybe that was the point? Set the mic for the high notes, and let the rest fade away? Awful song, in any case.
Also, we finally had the caller from hell, as one girl was giving shout outs from all her friends to various contestants. That whole segment is a very very bad and unnecessary idea. I don’t know why they haven’t killed it yet. Next week: I’ll call it now — Syesha goes home.