TMZ has learned Clay Aiken is going to be a daddy. [...] Here’s what we know. Multiple sources tell us the mother is Jaymes Foster, a record producer and Clay’s best friend. He lives at her home when he’s in L.A. We’re told 50-year-old Foster, who produced several Aiken CDs, is due in August. [...] She divorced a few years back and has no kids. [...] We’re told Foster was artificially inseminated. But Clay [...] will have an active role in raising the child.
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The whole thing sounds like a gag from SPAMALOT, really, if the Python troop had written it in 2008. . .