Ladies, Start Your Engines
May 31st, 2008 -- by Augie De Blieck Jr.
Forget George Clooney and look at this:
The wife of actor Bill Murray has filed for divorce, court documents in South Carolina show.
Sounds like a real find! Wait:
. . .charges that Murray engaged in “adultery, addiction to marijuana and alcohol, abusive behaviour, physical abuse, sexual addictions, and frequent abandonment.”
OK, so maybe not.
