The most relieving sound in the world is that burp a baby makes after sucking down an ounce of formula. Makes you feel like you’re doing the job right.
The ickiest feeling is when the kid craps while sitting in your arm or leg, and you can feel the impact of it through her diaper.
The most painful thing so far has been my penchant to hold her in my right arm to put her to bed at night for far too long. My right bicep didn’t see her coming. She may only be 8 lbs., but after 15 minutes in one arm, she starts pulling you over. Lesson to be learned: If you’re planning on having a child, start doing curls.