AI8 – Results for Second Round of 12

Let’s just have a moment of silence for the wittiest contestant to grace the stage since, uhm, Sanjaya Malakar rocked the Fauxhawk:


It won’t be the same without him.  I look forward to his inevitable return on finale night, somewhere in the first hour. . .

On the other hand, it’s a mercy kill.  Watching him do group numbers is like anticipating a root canal.