What the Smurf?!?

In today’s Pipeline column, I’ll be talking about Halloween costumes a little bit. Here’s a scary one that didn’t fit into the column:

The Papa Smurf Halloween costume for kids is awful.

Papa Smurf. If you squint a little bit. Maybe.

Papa Smurf’s costume is bad enough, but check out the awful Photoshop job done to that poor kid’s face! Maybe his parents wanted him to be anonymous, so they turned him into plastic?

Make it stop. PLEASE!

THE HORRORS! The PHOTOSHOP HORRORS!