Diabetes Cured! Somehow! Only Type 2!

Here at VariousAndSundry, we scour the web for news of every new cure for diabetes that gets announced, while nobody is ever actually cures.

Today comes news that scientists have once again cured diabetes.

In rats.

With Type 2 diabetes.

But they don’t know how.

Yup, this will go far…

It does all lead to this delightful turn of phrase:

But because scientists already have the protocols and know-how to safely deliver FGF1 to human noggins via intranasal routes, moving toward clinical trials seems like a no brainer, they argue.  

They can insert this into your brain through your nose!  YES!  SIGN ME UP!  Wait, no, I’m Type 1.  Nevermind.