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Amazingly, eBay is not dead yet

Tuesday, July 15th, 2008

You know what?  It’s not that eBay is dying.  It’s just that people would rather buy something on-line in ANY OTHER FASHION.  There are too many eBay horror stories, too many fees, and not enough good deals anymore.  If a service doesn’t give its clientele what they want and can’t give them an adequate level of safety and comfort, it’s going to go down.  I’ll repeat what I’ve said before: Burn, eBay, Burn.

And if that’s not enough for them, eBay is now busy shooting itself in the foot:

eBay has struck a deal with the Web retailer Buy.com that allows the company to sell millions of books, DVDs, electronics and other items on eBay without paying the full complement of eBay fees.

Unbelievable.  eBay can’t die soon enough. I just wish someone would start up a competitive website for when eBay finally dies. I know I’m not alone.

Weekend Link Dump, Web Edition

Saturday, June 21st, 2008
  • Print your own magazine.  Pretty nifty self-publishing site, though not exactly producing cheap magazines.  It uses credit cards and PayPal.  Just upload a PDF file and away you go.  I’m just old-fashioned enough to enjoy a good magazine, though I only subscribe to a couple anymore.  (”Popular Photography” and “Wired”)
  • Amazon might be coming up with another PayPal killer. Unless I can seamlessly transfer money from PayPal to Amazon’s thing, it won’t matter much to me.

Greatest Easter Egg Ever

Wednesday, June 11th, 2008

ContraI tried this and it worked for me.  You can’t have played “Contra” for the original Nintendo system without having tapped this code in dozens of times. Now, you can do it in Google Reader, too!  Crazy.
‘Konami Code’ Appears in Google Reader | Game | Life from Wired.com

By typing the code, sans the NES’ occasional “Start” and “Select” additions, (up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B, A) at the initial Google Reader screen a shrugging ninja pops up in the left-hand sidebar, as if to say … something. Honestly it’s a bit of a baffling easter egg.

Last Twitters for the Week

Friday, June 6th, 2008

Only a day late with these.  Sorry!

Follow me all the time at Twitter.com/augiedb

  • Credit card company charged me a $13 fee for being short $8 on my last credit card payment. I just abused the ALL-CAPS button in my response
  • Credit Card company websites are made to be confusing on purpose right? I never have any idea which number I’m supposed to pay.
  • Good news — the credit card company refunded the silly $13 fee. Sometimes, acting like a self-righteous douchebag can save you a few bucks.
  • UGH, Amazon is saying my STARMAN OMNIBUS won’t ship for two more weeks. That’s the problem with pre-ordering comics through them. . .
  • Downloading new Weezer album now through Amazon. I love 2008.
  • Secret Invasion is like a Mamet movie - lotsa stuff happens, but I know better than to believe ANY of it. Besides, it’s comics. Nobody dies!
  • Another day, another four reviews posted to the CBR Reviews section.
  • Attempting to parse the language of the Homeowners Association By-Laws for where I might be moving in about six weeks. My mind will explode
  • I want to learn Ruby Cocoa and program iPhone apps in it. I have no idea if that’s possible or when I would learn it or what I would program

Burn, eBay, Burn

Thursday, June 5th, 2008

It’s amazing to me that with all the dozens of new Web 2.0 companies starting up on a daily basis, nobody’s taken a serious run at eBay.  Why are auction sites so afraid of eBay?  Even eBay’s users hate eBay these days.

Maybe today’s startups are smart enough to know that auctions don’t work anymore, period? I’m not sure that’s the case.  I think eBay’s structure and system has made auctions too annoying to use effectively.  A new flashy AJAXy competitor should be able to win over a chunk of eBay’s audience, if only from one popular corner of it.

More on eBay’s trouble:
Trouble at eBay - ReadWriteWeb

“I think [fixed prices] will disappear online, simply because it is possible - cheap and easy - to vary prices online.” That was MIT Media Lab’s Patti Maes in 1999, at a time when eBay’s business was booming and auctions were seen as the future of ecommerce. Flash forward 9 years, and BusinessWeek is today calling online auctions a dying breed, Nick Carr is wondering if auctions were a fad. Indeed, the fixed price (”Buy it Now” only) format is beginning to dominate eBay, and the company has taken recent steps push fixed price even harder. But the death knell of the online auction format is not eBay’s biggest problem — no, that would be the small exodus of sellers from the site.

Here’s how eBay is killing itself.  “Buy It Now, ” or “BIN”:

Fixed price BIN-only listings now account for 42% of the gross merchandise volume on the site, and the fixed price format has been growing at a much faster rate than auctions over the past 6 years.

eBay is turning into a virtual marketplace with price tags, not gavels and auctioneers. And they keep restructuring things to ensure it.

Meanwhile, I use Amazon, which gives me greater exposure, better fees, and an easier payment system.  I don’t want to venture into the world of eBay ratings anymore, thanks.  It’s a jungle in there.

Monday Link Dump

Monday, June 2nd, 2008

It’s been way too long since the last link dump, hasn’t it?  Welcome back!

  • Have you wondered how “Guitar Hero” might be played on the Nintendo DS?  Wonder no more.  But be afraid.  Be very afraid.  It’s one scary video.
  • The new iPhone is likely only a week away, and here’s a nice round-up of the unconnected nuggets of news related to it.  It’s the first I’ve seen of Steve Jobs’ increased corporate jet expenses.  That man’s been flying around the world a lot in the last year. . .

This week, the DVD release list will appear on Tuesday.

Attention Advertisers

Friday, May 9th, 2008

I can be bought.

And it can be profitable to the both of us.

I’ll set the price at $1,000,000.

That’s not much these days.  That price won’t buy you many 30 second spots in prime time television.  Heck, depending on the show you’re buying ad time on, you might not get more than a minute.

I’m offering you something better:

My blog.  It’s for sale.  I’ll change the name to “[Your Company’s Name Here] Presents Various and Sundry.”  Heck, I’ll buy that as a domain name.  I’ll make you the exclusive advertiser on a blog that updates at least five days a week.

You’ll get better than a million dollars’ worth of press coverage on the deal.  What better story for the tech press to fawn over for a week or two than your company buying up a no name meaningless blog.  It’s an amazing publicity stunt that makes no sense.  It’s PERFECT internet fodder.

This blog doesn’t have a big readership.  It’s definitely under a thousand readers.  It’s probably closer to 500.  It makes so little sense for you to sponsor it that it’ll command great attention.  We can do a joint press release that’ll light up the blogosphere.  I can get on one of those crazy Revision3 video podcasts.  I’d happily be a guest on Net@Nite. TechCrunch would be all over this.  I’m available to do press with all the cable news stations.  I can blog the experience, to boot.  It’s material for me; it’s tons of publicity for you.  I’ll wear a baseball cap and a t-shirt with your company’s name on it when doing all of these shows.

I can even talk to the point that this deal will mark the end of the second web boom.

I am a friggin’ sell out.  Just go ahead and buy me now.  My e-mail address is linked to my name at the top of the right column.

Sadly, someone already beat me to Buymyblog.com.

But I won’t let that stop me.  Others sell pixels for a dollar a shot.  Others promise to do outlandish things.  Some sell space for tattoos on their body, but I’m not going that far. I’m skipping all the work part.  I’m just going to do my thing and take your money, sponsor!
You need something more personal?  I’m going to be a Dad this fall.  I can be a stay-at-home Dad with your million dollars.

Wait, I forgot about the taxes.  Better make it two million bucks, just to be safe.

GoldenPalace, are you reading this? Call me.  I like to play poker, too. . .

Barring all that, I’ll take a Drobo for lesser terms.

Twitter Spam

Thursday, May 8th, 2008

Twitter Starts Blacklisting Spammers

You know you’ve made it as a communications medium when you start attracting spammers. On Twitter, the problem is getting bad enough that the service is starting to blacklist people who spam other members. There is already an unofficial site called The Twitter Blacklist that lists 329 known spammers on the service. . .

And, I might add, The Twitter Backlist is powered by Perl. Go, Twitter!

How Spam Might Kill Twitter

Thursday, April 10th, 2008

Twitter LogoTwitter has been remarkably spam-free in its first year of existence. There’s no way to use the service, as is, to push messages into people’s faces.  You have to friend someone to follow them, but they’re not obliged to follow you back.

That was an early mistake some users made when Twitter first came on the scene.  Used to services like Facebook and MySpace, where large numbers were good and social convention demanded you friend someone back out of politeness, new Twitterers automatically followed anyone who followed them.  They soon learned that you can’t follow everyone.  Sure, you can, but it’s more time than it’s worth.  And if you have all Twitter messages in your feed going to your cell phone, you were in for an expensive day if you paid by the message.

In any case, people are smarter now. As many people can follow them as they like, but they’ll only follow a small number or percentage back. (There are exceptions, of course, and Robert Scoble is an extreme outlier to this.)

But ANYONE can follow you on Twitter.  I get an e-mail every time someone does.  Sadly, half of the new followers I get these days aren’t real people.  They’re new Twitter-related products or services.  They’re scam artists.  They’re spammers trying to work a new system.  I don’t use their product, so why would I care about them?  Still, no harm no foul.  They can’t spam me, so they don’t bother me.  I’d like my Number of Followers stat NOT to be inflated by such barnacles and clingers-on, but it’s not worth the time to go into the settings to ban them.  Though it may be soon. . .

However, at a time when new Twitter services are popping up like moles waiting to be whacked at a carnival, I can’t help but get the sinking feeling that the spammers are coming to Twitter, and it’ll happen via one of these services.

One new service that launched in the last month will suggest new friends to you.  It follows who you’re following and then branches out to who they’re following and presents you with people of interest that others mutually follow.  Isn’t that a handy way for potential spammers to get your Twitter name automatically, without investing much man power into compiling a list of people to follow?  (No, I’m not naming them.  They annoyed a number of people earlier this week by suddenly friending them. They’re spammers, as far as I’m concerned, and don’t deserve the name recognition.)

Even better, this service went and added 8000 users as a friend.  They claim that they friended only those people who were looking you up via their service.  They don’t tell you that when they offer you their service. It’s a back door.  That might not be “spam” in the traditional sense, but it’s definitely “spam” in the Twitter sense.  They’re not following me because they’re interested in what I say. They’re following me to increase their own stats or their own service’s effectiveness.  I’m not quite sure what it is.  Can someone with the Twitter API enlighten me on this?  What privileges does following someone give you that just looking them up out of the blue not give you?

Twitter also has, built in to the web site, a tab to see a list of all the people who’ve replied to you, by prepending “@” to your user name.  Now, a spambot can span the tree of users, compile a lengthy list of those they’d like to advertise to (using a Small URL that looks benign), and get users’ attention by replying directly to them. It’s no problem to send the same message hundreds of times with a different user’s name at the beginning.  Twitter might have some sort of built-in control limiting your number of posts per minute.  I don’t know.  But spammers are a patient lot.  They’ll send all those Tweets out eventually.  And all those people who want to see who’s talking directly to them will end up seeing pages of spam messages, losing all the direct messages sent to themselves. In order to not lose the functionality of the “REPLIES” tab, they’ll have to learn to deal with it.

The era of Twitter Spam is almost upon us.  Will Twitter be able to program around them?  Will it take too much work to avoid them for users?  Could it result in the death of Twitter?  Not in the short run, no. But spammers know how to get what they want.  They always win.  There’s no way to stop them effectively.  It’s sad, but true.  Everything is eventually ruined, often by them. (Have you ever turned off the spam filter on your e-mail or in the comments engine of your blog?  It’s ugly out there.)

Enjoy Twitter while it lasts, kids.

Update: (11 Apr 2008) I’m not the only one noticing this.

Two Weeks of Twittering

Tuesday, April 8th, 2008

I know I missed this post last week, but I’m never going to be able to catch up. So here are the highlghts from the last week.  You can follow the Tweets as they happen, or wait for these updates (theoretically weekly) here.

  • CD wallets only exist for the sake of contest giveouts. See PepsiStuff.com for the latest example.
  • Rode a Merry-Go-Round with a two year old this afternoon. Who’s the greatest Uncle in the whole wide world? ME. 
  • My sister just gave birth. I have ANOTHER niece now. That’s 8 nieces and 1 nephew. I’m never going to hear the end of Dora, am I? [March 31st.]
  • I need a night off from my moonlighting job. It’s too much work.
  • Subnetting the hell out of some masks right now. [Yeah, I think @robworley was right — I was masking the hell out of some subnets.  In either case, the result is the same — mass confusion.]
  • I think my neighbor is playing Guitar Hero III - “Paint It Black” at the moment. I recognize that chord. . . I used to have time to play it.
  • Lotsa new versions of software running on my computer tonight:ImageWell, LightRoom, and Firefox. Better check for an iTunes update next. ;-)
  • Good thing about being in a training class this week? Twittering during the day!
  • Saw a McDonald delivery truck which had a slogan on the side inclusive of the word “quaity.” The typo is NOT mine.  [I’m still ticked off I couldn’t get my phone’s camera working quickly enough.  I hate camera phones.]
  • Am slightly weirded out to see Oprah using Skype. It’s my wife’s fault. . . 
  • Just to specify - it’s my wife’s fault that I know what’s on Oprah. Not that Oprah is using Skype.
  • I’m really liking this Firefox 3 Beta 4 browser. Must go download Beta 5 next. . . [And, of course, later that night it automatically updated itself.  I’m using Beta 5 now. Pretty cool, still]
  • Crap, NYCC is only two weeks away! WHOO-HOO! My one weekend convention season is almost here! [It’s a week and a half away now!]
  • Used the old VandS Politics site to test WP2.5 Blew the site away, can’t bring it back. Whoops. Now I’m afraid of using it in production.
  • The next version of Windows to break backwards-compatability? Ground-up rewrite? This is promising, if true: http://tinyurl.com/6xlhf5
  • Cablevision’s DVR can remember where you left off playing a given show. It doesn’t ONLY play from the beginning anymore. Hallelujah!
  • I love how often I pay a bill on-line mere hours before I get an e-mail letting me know that the monthly statement is now available. 

  • Yes, the Pipeline Podcast is malfunctioning due to the CBR update. Sad. But we’re working on it. SOMEONE is working on it. . . 
  • Just deleted a dozen users who registered at my blog. Clearly, all spammers. 10 were one letter variations of the same name. Why?!? 

5 Failed Rickrolls

Thursday, April 3rd, 2008

Now that April Fools Day seems to have killed the RickRoll, let me bring up (*) the Top Five Failed RickRolls — these just never caught on:

  • Jessie’s Girl (Rick Springfield)
  • Livin’ La Vida Loca (too soon, perhaps?) (Rickie Martin)
  • Super Freak (Rick James)
  • Learn to Succeed (the audio book by Rick Pitino - this one never stood a chance)
  • Garden Party (Rick Nelson)

Finally, the Muppets give us the Best RickRoll Ever.

(*) This is also a good time to post this as I thought I did last week. Crap. This nugget of gold sat in my “drafts” folder for almost a week!  CRAP.

Twitters of Week’s Past

Monday, March 10th, 2008

I’m on Twitter. I post there with some frequency. Here are some recent posts, with italicized updated afterwards in some cases:

  • Spent three hours hiking today. Took 200+ pictures. They all suck. Every last one of them. And my lens didn’t want to autofocus. Annoying.
  • Was disappointed this week by Google’s decision to hide “Reader” in the “More” drop down box.
  • The TiVo Rewards Program is ending. This might affect me if I had ever gotten any points through it.
  • Went to install Leopard (finally) and realized I lost the disc. Whoops. I think I had it at work last. Maybe Monday night. . . )
  • I find the Digg Reel hilarious — there’s a HD feed of blown up YouTube videos. Talk about maximizing the value of your $2000 LCD. . .
  • First rule of America’s Next Top Model: If she says at the beginning that she has an unfair advantage, she’s going home.
  • Tonight’s master plan: Organize comics, play Wii Zapper, watch Apple TV, accomplish nothing productive. Can’t wait! (This mission was, by the way, successful!)
  • Waiting for my invitation to be on Net@Nite next. Just have to figure out my hook. . . 10 years as a comics columnist on-line?
  • I don’t own an iPhone, but the SDK tools look so cool that I want to develop for it now. (Then I looked at Cocoa, screamed at the very thought of programming in C again, and gave up.)
  • If I boycotted Twitterers whose politics I didn’t agree with, I’d only have to deal with two or three Tweets a day.
  • It seems like half the available HD video podcasts come from Revision 3. . .

There was also some eBay drama on Friday night:

  • Just placed a bid on a camera lens with 8 minutes to go in the auction. It’s a lot of money. I’m in the lead. Not sure I wanna win. :gulp:
  • Surely, I’m going to get sniped on this one, right?
  • 3 minutes to go. I’m still the high bidder. Hunh.
  • And with one minute to go, I’ve been outbid. I’m not going to outbid the outbid. Whew.
  • @Scederlund - Thanks. I really do think it’s the best auction I’ve EVER lost.

The final auction price was $10 over my maximum bid, for the record. I wasn’t going any higher, though. As it was, the eBay price on the lens was only 10% lower than brand new. Why bother with the angst for so little savings?

Misery Loves Sherman - Another Sample

Sunday, March 9th, 2008

This one made me crack up, for obvious reasons. With the kind permission of Chris Eliopoulos, I present another “Misery Loves Sherman” comic strip:

Misery Loves Sherman and the iPhone

(c) 2008 Chris Eliopoulos, of course

End of Week Link Dump

Friday, March 7th, 2008
  • This guy will do some things for money. He’ll take a trip and send you a pic. He’ll write a letter of apology. He’ll think about you. Weird, but fascinating. And, no doubt, a big profit making venture.
  • The Sony Trinitron is dead. The last TV I bought before going HDTV was a Sony Trinitron. It was a great machine, and still runs to this day in my parents’ living room, some 7 years after I bought it, as I recall. Still looks great, too, though it does have an odd tendency to snap out of mono sound into stereo and vice versa without provocation. The stereo sound only sounds good if you’re sitting directly in front of it. Seated to either side, it sounds hollow.

Twitters for a Monday

Monday, March 3rd, 2008

Here’s the latest batch of Twitterisms from the last week. Visit my Twitter account to see them as they happen!

  • @gruber - Monoprice.com for your HDMI cable needs. I think I paid $6 for a six foot cable there most recently. Not that shipping is cheap
  • Why would I watch a movie awards show when I haven’t watched any movies this year?
  • @justnathan - oddly, the fashion is the least interesting part of the Oscars for me. Yeah, I’ll just catch Go Fug Yourself in the morning.
  • Sometimes, you have to realize that it’s just NOT your night for Guitar Hero and walk away. I’m very zen about it tonight.
  • @jbacardi - I don’t care WHO August Rush is, I just root for whoever they are/he is based on that NAME along. “August” rules!
  • @justnathan - TV is not always right, unless it’s HIGH DEF TV. Then, thou must obey, in extra resolution!
  • When tracking an item on UPS.com, you no longer need to check off the box to agree to their T&S. Very cool!
  • If the upcoming HULK movie is an homage to the TV series, then they learned nothing from the debacle of Superman Returns. Discuss.
  • No MacBreak Weekly podcast this week? This is sad.
  • Greatest comic of the year, by far: All Star Batman #9. Brilliant! (See Pipeline this week for why.)
  • This week’s ep of One Tree Hill just tried way too hard to do what Dawson’s Creek was doing so well in its second season. Too forced.
  • Looking forward to reviews of the new Canon EF-S 55-250mm f/4-5.6 IS Lens. Might be my next lens. MIGHT be.
  • Perusing Soleil. BEAUTIFUL comics. We’ll never see 99% of ‘em in the States. I wanna move to Paris.
  • Got the Wii Zapper today. The Wiimote will leave the Guitar Hero III controller for the first time since Christmas tonight now.
  • @ronxo - my wife looked at me through LOST and said “I don’t get it.” I didn’t even try to explain it to her. Some people can’t accept it.